So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
Randomize
