I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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