bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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