Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
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