Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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