this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
i think i just lost a toe
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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