gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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