therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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