if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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