I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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