'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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