I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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