i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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