Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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