Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
