i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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