In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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