did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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