You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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