Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It's rum buckets o'clock
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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