Sry I called you an 8
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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