All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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