I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
the day after is always just damage control
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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