i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
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