do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I'm both gender and math confused
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