Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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