On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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