Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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