When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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