Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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