You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You're a waste of cheezeits
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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