I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
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