Its about making memories worth repressing
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
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