For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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