i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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