That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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