did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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