She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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