I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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