return my video game
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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