Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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