Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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