my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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