it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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