I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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