I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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