I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
ttyl tear gas
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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