this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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