Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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