why didn't you poke me back
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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