just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
i think im in europe. pls send help
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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