it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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