I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
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